XXX Films Passed Off As Mainstream.
By Edtrader Oct. 2nd, 2021
Mainstream films can be shown in regular theaters or drive ins. Or/and sold in normal home media outlets. The following films were released in their countries as mainstream film. But these are just pornographic movies at their core. A pornographic film is defined as: Sexually explicit writing, images, video. Lurid or sensational material. Often used in combination.
And we're not just talking regular sexual content. These involve torture, incest, rapist, and murderer.
By Edtrader Oct. 2nd, 2021
Mainstream films can be shown in regular theaters or drive ins. Or/and sold in normal home media outlets. The following films were released in their countries as mainstream film. But these are just pornographic movies at their core. A pornographic film is defined as: Sexually explicit writing, images, video. Lurid or sensational material. Often used in combination.
And we're not just talking regular sexual content. These involve torture, incest, rapist, and murderer.
6. The Pigkeeper's Daughter.
Although a comedy this film has elements of Pork's, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and porn you can only get on VHS from Russia! It appears that someone had an extra five bucks and decided to make a movie on their farm. This release form Box Office International Pictures was etched unto film in 1972. The lead character Moonbeam Swiner is a pig farmer's daughter that was lived on the farm her whole life. This medium sized girl has on the checkered sundress that is just as American as it gets. She has long red hair and a chest about one cup size bigger than her frame. It also just so happens her dress splits down the front to show off her merchandise.
And later in the film gives men an easy opening to her goods. A tight bottom that looks like a couple wash rags stitched together. Furthermore, her best friend is this young pig. The way she plays with the pig you feel that at any moment she'll make out with the thing. In fact, pig humping is the only line this film doesn't cross.
The plot begins with her parents having a discussion about her virginity. Her dad swears she wouldn't mess around with men. Well, he is wrong! Farm hand Casper is more than willing to climb in the pig pen with her. After a discussion about her friend losing her virginity, the young man is quick to say he knows how to do it. And much like a xxx film that's all the set up for a love scene is needed.
Comedic moments happen such as the brother fights Casper. But it quickly turns into the cheapest fight scene ever. It would take a crate of corn to match how corny the fight gets. Of course, no movie is complete without a scene were a farm boy goes to the city in search of a hooker. Just to later find out she's only 15! Overall, the movie is fun for a stupid movie fest like we had when I was a kid. And the theatrical tagline says it all. Shes Cumming Soon, Will You!
The film's distribution was handled by Boxoffice International Pictures' Harry Novak. Who often took films that were on the other side of an x and getting them on neighborhood screens.
#5. 9 Songs.
In this movie the lead characters Matt and Lisa spend a year in good ole London. Where they see some concerts then have lots of sex. and that's the movie. But the film viewers at the Cannes Film Festival saw what was advertise as an artsy romantic film. Not Lisa Does London!
#4. The Sinful Dwarf.
You can thank Vidal Raski for this 1973 treasure from Denmark. Olaf the midget, played by Torben Bille, goes out recruiting women to bring home to momma. Clara Kelle as the mother then turns the unlucky ladies into junkie hookers. Heroin being the drug of choice. Imagine a munchkin kidnapping Dorothy and has her doing tricks in the Land Of Oz.
Olaf uses robot toy poodles as bait. Which these things are disturbing in themselves. The movie is filled with full frontal, Money shots, chains, filthy rooms, torture, and gratifying camera work. Just a lovely household! This film was sold to America drive ins as Abducted Bride.
Although a comedy this film has elements of Pork's, the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and porn you can only get on VHS from Russia! It appears that someone had an extra five bucks and decided to make a movie on their farm. This release form Box Office International Pictures was etched unto film in 1972. The lead character Moonbeam Swiner is a pig farmer's daughter that was lived on the farm her whole life. This medium sized girl has on the checkered sundress that is just as American as it gets. She has long red hair and a chest about one cup size bigger than her frame. It also just so happens her dress splits down the front to show off her merchandise.
And later in the film gives men an easy opening to her goods. A tight bottom that looks like a couple wash rags stitched together. Furthermore, her best friend is this young pig. The way she plays with the pig you feel that at any moment she'll make out with the thing. In fact, pig humping is the only line this film doesn't cross.
The plot begins with her parents having a discussion about her virginity. Her dad swears she wouldn't mess around with men. Well, he is wrong! Farm hand Casper is more than willing to climb in the pig pen with her. After a discussion about her friend losing her virginity, the young man is quick to say he knows how to do it. And much like a xxx film that's all the set up for a love scene is needed.
Comedic moments happen such as the brother fights Casper. But it quickly turns into the cheapest fight scene ever. It would take a crate of corn to match how corny the fight gets. Of course, no movie is complete without a scene were a farm boy goes to the city in search of a hooker. Just to later find out she's only 15! Overall, the movie is fun for a stupid movie fest like we had when I was a kid. And the theatrical tagline says it all. Shes Cumming Soon, Will You!
The film's distribution was handled by Boxoffice International Pictures' Harry Novak. Who often took films that were on the other side of an x and getting them on neighborhood screens.
#5. 9 Songs.
In this movie the lead characters Matt and Lisa spend a year in good ole London. Where they see some concerts then have lots of sex. and that's the movie. But the film viewers at the Cannes Film Festival saw what was advertise as an artsy romantic film. Not Lisa Does London!
#4. The Sinful Dwarf.
You can thank Vidal Raski for this 1973 treasure from Denmark. Olaf the midget, played by Torben Bille, goes out recruiting women to bring home to momma. Clara Kelle as the mother then turns the unlucky ladies into junkie hookers. Heroin being the drug of choice. Imagine a munchkin kidnapping Dorothy and has her doing tricks in the Land Of Oz.
Olaf uses robot toy poodles as bait. Which these things are disturbing in themselves. The movie is filled with full frontal, Money shots, chains, filthy rooms, torture, and gratifying camera work. Just a lovely household! This film was sold to America drive ins as Abducted Bride.
#3. 99 Women.
Fresh Fish Fresh Fish! Marie receives the number 99 as she arrives to the women's section of this island prison. The warden by the name of Thelma Diaz has the hots for other women. She shows her love for the inmates through rape, torture, and harsh punishment. I wish I could tell you Maria fought the great fight and won. I wish I could say that!
Even as a new warden comes along Marie's chance at freedom is squashed. So naturally its prison escape time. Two other inmates join her, and the breakout is on. But things don't go as planned. Instead, they are on the running end of the prison guards. And the male inmates are on the chase. Most of which haven't had any lady companionship in some time.
As you would imagine the island is like a jungle. Were the escapees battle the weather and some big snakes. With the selling point being Warm Bodies Behind Cold Steel how can you pass up a cinematic treasure like this. I'm awaiting the AFI salute to this movie. But I guess I'll be waiting awhile.
Fresh Fish Fresh Fish! Marie receives the number 99 as she arrives to the women's section of this island prison. The warden by the name of Thelma Diaz has the hots for other women. She shows her love for the inmates through rape, torture, and harsh punishment. I wish I could tell you Maria fought the great fight and won. I wish I could say that!
Even as a new warden comes along Marie's chance at freedom is squashed. So naturally its prison escape time. Two other inmates join her, and the breakout is on. But things don't go as planned. Instead, they are on the running end of the prison guards. And the male inmates are on the chase. Most of which haven't had any lady companionship in some time.
As you would imagine the island is like a jungle. Were the escapees battle the weather and some big snakes. With the selling point being Warm Bodies Behind Cold Steel how can you pass up a cinematic treasure like this. I'm awaiting the AFI salute to this movie. But I guess I'll be waiting awhile.
#2. Nude For Satan 1974
1974 Disco was about to explode unto the world. While in Italy one of the first modern era gothic horror film strips ran through a camera. It starts on a country road when a man and a woman have a car accident. James Harris leaves her car but leaves her unconscious in his car while he enters a nearby mansion. Only to find images of her haunting him around the place.
She wakes up in the morning just to enter the house herself. Now it's her turn to see images of the other man. While three tenants of the mansion welcome her along. Those three by themselves is enough to make one turn around and get out of there. The images of each other that they see you ask? Well, it's orgies, bondage, torture, nightmarish surroundings, and boring sex to be frank.
Much like that xxx movie your dad hid from your mom this film's master reels were tucked away for years. As the movie didn't make much money. Or the director was too ashamed, take your pick. For me the lead woman looked sexier dressed than she did in the nude. Long flowing hair in a button up long sleeve black shirt
#1. Vampyros Lesbos.
That name alone should be defined in the Latin dictionary as 'Having naked chicks and vampires'. And what you get from the title is what you get from the movie. The lead character Linda Westinghouse keeps having dreams of a female vampire seducing her. Then she goes for the blood. Well Linda sets to travel to an island for an inheritance. Linda's male friend Memmet tried to warn her not to go to the island. But she goes to his place and finds him touring a woman. So naturally she doesn't take his advice. With it being an island, you get shots of nude women sunbathing.
And guess who she sees? That very same dream woman but now in reality. Countess Nadine (Soledad Miranda) boogie woogies at her nightclub while she searches for her next meal. Linda ends up swimming with Nadine. Well, she got a little tipsy from some of the wine nearby. So, Nadine kindly helps her to a room. Only to have sex and drink her blood.
After kidnappings and mental hospitals, the film ends with Nadine laying nearly dead. Asking Linda for some blood to survive. Well instead Linda stabs her in the face! On the plus side there is some terrific acoustic guitar soundtrack work. That and the xxx-movie music actually had a top ten hit album from this movie.
Other than just the sex scenes the vampire seduction and biting are similar to the chemistry that Gina Gershwin and Jennifer Tilly had in Bound 1996! Leaving Linda with a big O expression on her face. Surprisingly the soundtrack would later be a bigger hit than the movie.
1974 Disco was about to explode unto the world. While in Italy one of the first modern era gothic horror film strips ran through a camera. It starts on a country road when a man and a woman have a car accident. James Harris leaves her car but leaves her unconscious in his car while he enters a nearby mansion. Only to find images of her haunting him around the place.
She wakes up in the morning just to enter the house herself. Now it's her turn to see images of the other man. While three tenants of the mansion welcome her along. Those three by themselves is enough to make one turn around and get out of there. The images of each other that they see you ask? Well, it's orgies, bondage, torture, nightmarish surroundings, and boring sex to be frank.
Much like that xxx movie your dad hid from your mom this film's master reels were tucked away for years. As the movie didn't make much money. Or the director was too ashamed, take your pick. For me the lead woman looked sexier dressed than she did in the nude. Long flowing hair in a button up long sleeve black shirt
#1. Vampyros Lesbos.
That name alone should be defined in the Latin dictionary as 'Having naked chicks and vampires'. And what you get from the title is what you get from the movie. The lead character Linda Westinghouse keeps having dreams of a female vampire seducing her. Then she goes for the blood. Well Linda sets to travel to an island for an inheritance. Linda's male friend Memmet tried to warn her not to go to the island. But she goes to his place and finds him touring a woman. So naturally she doesn't take his advice. With it being an island, you get shots of nude women sunbathing.
And guess who she sees? That very same dream woman but now in reality. Countess Nadine (Soledad Miranda) boogie woogies at her nightclub while she searches for her next meal. Linda ends up swimming with Nadine. Well, she got a little tipsy from some of the wine nearby. So, Nadine kindly helps her to a room. Only to have sex and drink her blood.
After kidnappings and mental hospitals, the film ends with Nadine laying nearly dead. Asking Linda for some blood to survive. Well instead Linda stabs her in the face! On the plus side there is some terrific acoustic guitar soundtrack work. That and the xxx-movie music actually had a top ten hit album from this movie.
Other than just the sex scenes the vampire seduction and biting are similar to the chemistry that Gina Gershwin and Jennifer Tilly had in Bound 1996! Leaving Linda with a big O expression on her face. Surprisingly the soundtrack would later be a bigger hit than the movie.