Reasons Why Mother Nature Would Whip Dinosaurs' Butts Again.
By Edtrader Oct. 1st, 2023
That secret dinosaur cloning lab has had a breach. Now all of these dangerous dinosaurs are running loose. What shall we do? Well, we should all relax. As Mother Nature would whip the dinosaurs' butts in round 2 of their Mortal Combat. And see how quite easily the dinosaurs would falter.
That secret dinosaur cloning lab has had a breach. Now all of these dangerous dinosaurs are running loose. What shall we do? Well, we should all relax. As Mother Nature would whip the dinosaurs' butts in round 2 of their Mortal Combat. And see how quite easily the dinosaurs would falter.
As we all know from the words of Ian Malcolm, life finds a way... except for dinosaurs living in today's world. Today's Earth just simply wouldn't support creatures from a previous era.
UFC Choke Hold
In the UFC or wrestling, a choke hold is where you subdue your opponent by cutting off the air supply. This is how nature would make the bigger dinosaurs tap out. The air today is so much thinner than it was when most dinosaurs lived. So, for the biggest dinosaurs, when it comes to running, it would be like an obese person with asthma. First, their speed would diminish quickly. Next, they would have no energy at all and pass out. It's like a person being on a mountain where the air is thin for you. Now imagine that you weigh a few more tons than you actually do.
Block the offense.
In combat sports, if you can figure out how to disable your opponent's offense, you greatly decrease their chance of winning. Or in something like football, if a team is a passing or running heavy offense, if you shut that down, the odds go in your favor. If a wrestler or UFC fighter's best offense is using their legs to clinch submissions. And you can block that or wear out their legs; the odds go in your favor.
One of the problems that led to the extinction of dinosaurs was their inability to migrate fast enough. Scientists also say that most dinosaurs were quite happy in the small world around them. When either food shortages or climate changes came, dinosaurs wouldn't leave their area at any great pace. Also, dinosaurs were not great thinkers. They only moved from their surroundings to follow the food or to mate. They ate, mated, and slept. That was it for their lifespan.
So, Mother Nature would block their offense and running game simply by having the dinosaurs spread so slowly that they would die from staying in a small area. Which has its own challenges for the dinosaurs, depending on where the dinosaur lab is. Plus, it would give us humans more than enough time to do something about them. A dinosaur gets loose, it is looking for food around where they are.
Another way to block the offense would be to knock off their reinforcements. If a sports team's 2nd and 3rd string players are crap, once you knock out the 1st string as they are injured or worn out on the bench, then the 2nd and 3rd stringers are easy pickings.
In wrestling, how were the NWO successful? They had more 1st string 'stars' on their team. Plus, they had more team members altogether that could populate the ring faster.
One of the problems that led to the extinction of dinosaurs was their inability to migrate fast enough. Scientists also say that most dinosaurs were quite happy in the small world around them. When either food shortages or climate changes came, dinosaurs wouldn't leave their area at any great pace. Also, dinosaurs were not great thinkers. They only moved from their surroundings to follow the food or to mate. They ate, mated, and slept. That was it for their lifespan.
So, Mother Nature would block their offense and running game simply by having the dinosaurs spread so slowly that they would die from staying in a small area. Which has its own challenges for the dinosaurs, depending on where the dinosaur lab is. Plus, it would give us humans more than enough time to do something about them. A dinosaur gets loose, it is looking for food around where they are.
Another way to block the offense would be to knock off their reinforcements. If a sports team's 2nd and 3rd string players are crap, once you knock out the 1st string as they are injured or worn out on the bench, then the 2nd and 3rd stringers are easy pickings.
In wrestling, how were the NWO successful? They had more 1st string 'stars' on their team. Plus, they had more team members altogether that could populate the ring faster.
The is because the rate at which dinosaurs reproduce is very slow. While it is true that there would be as many as twenty eggs in a single nest, Mother Nature had an immediate gut punch in that most hatchlings never survived. Dinosaurs did not nurture their young. So right off the bat, the odds are against them. The environment and other predators would knock them off on the first day.
Humans, the smartest predators of all, would be able to stump out a nest or the young hatchlings. Other animal predators would do the same as well. As nature would take care of adult dinosaurs, there would not be enough young dinosaurs to reinforce them. Just think of what Ellen Ripley did to one ALIEN next.
Humans, the smartest predators of all, would be able to stump out a nest or the young hatchlings. Other animal predators would do the same as well. As nature would take care of adult dinosaurs, there would not be enough young dinosaurs to reinforce them. Just think of what Ellen Ripley did to one ALIEN next.
Fragile Eco and Ego.
Home-field advantage is a real thing. A fighter or wrestler who competes in new surroundings, those surroundings can and will mess with their heads. A dinosaur's home-field, their ecosystem, is everything to their survival.
It's a simple formula: herbivores eat plantation. And carnivores eat the herbivores. The herbivore dinosaurs simply do not have the stomach bacteria to eat the plants of today. As plants have evolved over the years since dinosaurs went extinct. Sure, a lab or Dinosaur Park could grow the plants of Dino-times. But once out in the world, they would eat the plants of today, they would get sick and die quickly. And there goes the food for the carnies.
It's a simple formula: herbivores eat plantation. And carnivores eat the herbivores. The herbivore dinosaurs simply do not have the stomach bacteria to eat the plants of today. As plants have evolved over the years since dinosaurs went extinct. Sure, a lab or Dinosaur Park could grow the plants of Dino-times. But once out in the world, they would eat the plants of today, they would get sick and die quickly. And there goes the food for the carnies.
Not every dinosaur lived together at one time. They would be so unorganized and scared of each other. You would have dinos meeting other dinos who had no business being on the planet at the same time. Carnivores are very competitive with other carnivores. And herbivores learned how to doge their predators. Giving checks and balances to these creatures that they couldn't make for themselves. So, you would have ecological chaos, as one dinosaur would discover that their skills for hunting other dinosaurs of their era were ineffective against unfamiliar dinos. Boos can really hit a fighter, wrestler, or a sports star in his ego. Imagine being an apex predator, and now you are as dangerous as a hamster.
And other dinosaurs, who could dodge the dinos of their era, would find out they had no idea what to do. Imagine just being so out of your element that you had no idea what to do. Mother Nature would throw all these creatures into one battle dome. And let them do all the hard work whipping their butts.
And other dinosaurs, who could dodge the dinos of their era, would find out they had no idea what to do. Imagine just being so out of your element that you had no idea what to do. Mother Nature would throw all these creatures into one battle dome. And let them do all the hard work whipping their butts.