If 1980's Characters Invaded Current Movies And Shows.
By Edtrader Oct. 3rd, 2022
Do you miss the 1980s? Is the 1980s what you call the best years there ever was? Well, what if characters from the 1980s suddenly started to appear in current movies and TV shows? The following is how it might go.
By Edtrader Oct. 3rd, 2022
Do you miss the 1980s? Is the 1980s what you call the best years there ever was? Well, what if characters from the 1980s suddenly started to appear in current movies and TV shows? The following is how it might go.
#9. Ogre.
“They're here, Nerds”! That single line is the entire essence of what Donald Gibbs' Revenge Of The Nerds character is. Now that character would be incredible if he were to be on The Big Bang Theory. Imagine Jim Parsons held by his feet as change is being shook from his pockets. Also, Kaley Cuoco could have fun using Ogre like Frankenstein and the monster. Poor Leonard would be jealous of Ogre and try to fight him. Which Leonard ends up thrown out of his apartment window.
#8. Christine Furious.
The Fast & The Furious franchise is one of the hottest things going on today. Although these cars do more than real cars do in real life. However, there is one car that is unstoppable. John Carpenters/Stephen King's Christine would take those films by storm. This car wouldn't try to outrun the cops. It would chase them down instead and run um over. Add that to the fact that Christine would be a stand-out. As all those new cars don't have that classic car mystic. Once the other characters find out the car is driving itself, they would think its Paul Walker's ghost.
#7. Sex And The Mannequin.
In a Sex And The City sequel who would get mounted and stood up more than Kim Cattrall. That would be another Kim Cattrall. Except the mannequin version would be more fun and less annoying. Plus, the mannequin wouldn't be afraid to tell Sarah Jessica Park her face is shaped like a horse's!
#6. Lost Boys Diaries.
Any fans of the CW show Vampire Diaries out there? Have you ever wondered how that show would go if Corey Feldman came along with water guns full of holy water?
#5. The Secret Of My Pawn Shop.
Michael J Fox from The Secret Of My Success walks into Rick's Pawn Stars shop/show. Rick for the first time would be talked into paying what he knows is double what something is worth. Then Michael would find a way to move into the shop and own the darn thing.
#4. Tango & Cash and Rizzoli & Isles.
Imagine being in a limo with these four. Stallone would probably use more hair products than the other three combined. Kurt Russell would do his best to stop any arguments between Rizzoli & Isles. “Look ladies, if it makes any difference, I'd sleep with the both of you”. If they say yes, he clicks his boots. Condoms come out one and lube comes out the other.
#3. Zed & Order.
Law And Order has been on TV so long it has become a tradition. Imagine Olivia Benson being told she has a new detective to train for SVU. Then in walks Bobcat Goldthwait's Police Academy character.
Benson: “Were you able to trace her cellphone”? Zed: “NOOOO AHAHAH uuaaa hh HAAHA, but I found some donuts urggghhhhhh”.
Rape victim: “Then he raped me”. Zed: Did yo ahahah have on like clean panties”? Rape victim: “No I don't wear panties”. Zed: “AUUUU URG aaaaa huh that's why he raped you, Hi”.
#2. The Expendarambos.
Barney Ross gathers his Expendables together for its next mission. Statham makes Stallone tell the group that Ross is really his mom's last name and not his. When asked what his real last name is the word ”Rambo” comes from behind the plane. Then out of the shadow comes John Rambo. And it's discovered that Barney Rambo and John Rambo were twins.
Their parents split up and each got one twin. The last time the two were together was when they were 10. They were by coincidence sent to the same summer camp. That camp blew up three days later. They end up having to save the President who has been captured in Arkansas. By the time the movie is over, half of the state is a burning hole.
#1. Hogwarts: Electric Boogaloo.
In the Harry Potter universe Hogwarts runs into some financial troubles. All of sudden Turbo from the two Breakin' movies shows up. He helps the teachers and students put on a dance and magic show. In a final twist some magic dust accidentally lands on some pigs. Then the Fat Boys magically appear.
“They're here, Nerds”! That single line is the entire essence of what Donald Gibbs' Revenge Of The Nerds character is. Now that character would be incredible if he were to be on The Big Bang Theory. Imagine Jim Parsons held by his feet as change is being shook from his pockets. Also, Kaley Cuoco could have fun using Ogre like Frankenstein and the monster. Poor Leonard would be jealous of Ogre and try to fight him. Which Leonard ends up thrown out of his apartment window.
#8. Christine Furious.
The Fast & The Furious franchise is one of the hottest things going on today. Although these cars do more than real cars do in real life. However, there is one car that is unstoppable. John Carpenters/Stephen King's Christine would take those films by storm. This car wouldn't try to outrun the cops. It would chase them down instead and run um over. Add that to the fact that Christine would be a stand-out. As all those new cars don't have that classic car mystic. Once the other characters find out the car is driving itself, they would think its Paul Walker's ghost.
#7. Sex And The Mannequin.
In a Sex And The City sequel who would get mounted and stood up more than Kim Cattrall. That would be another Kim Cattrall. Except the mannequin version would be more fun and less annoying. Plus, the mannequin wouldn't be afraid to tell Sarah Jessica Park her face is shaped like a horse's!
#6. Lost Boys Diaries.
Any fans of the CW show Vampire Diaries out there? Have you ever wondered how that show would go if Corey Feldman came along with water guns full of holy water?
#5. The Secret Of My Pawn Shop.
Michael J Fox from The Secret Of My Success walks into Rick's Pawn Stars shop/show. Rick for the first time would be talked into paying what he knows is double what something is worth. Then Michael would find a way to move into the shop and own the darn thing.
#4. Tango & Cash and Rizzoli & Isles.
Imagine being in a limo with these four. Stallone would probably use more hair products than the other three combined. Kurt Russell would do his best to stop any arguments between Rizzoli & Isles. “Look ladies, if it makes any difference, I'd sleep with the both of you”. If they say yes, he clicks his boots. Condoms come out one and lube comes out the other.
#3. Zed & Order.
Law And Order has been on TV so long it has become a tradition. Imagine Olivia Benson being told she has a new detective to train for SVU. Then in walks Bobcat Goldthwait's Police Academy character.
Benson: “Were you able to trace her cellphone”? Zed: “NOOOO AHAHAH uuaaa hh HAAHA, but I found some donuts urggghhhhhh”.
Rape victim: “Then he raped me”. Zed: Did yo ahahah have on like clean panties”? Rape victim: “No I don't wear panties”. Zed: “AUUUU URG aaaaa huh that's why he raped you, Hi”.
#2. The Expendarambos.
Barney Ross gathers his Expendables together for its next mission. Statham makes Stallone tell the group that Ross is really his mom's last name and not his. When asked what his real last name is the word ”Rambo” comes from behind the plane. Then out of the shadow comes John Rambo. And it's discovered that Barney Rambo and John Rambo were twins.
Their parents split up and each got one twin. The last time the two were together was when they were 10. They were by coincidence sent to the same summer camp. That camp blew up three days later. They end up having to save the President who has been captured in Arkansas. By the time the movie is over, half of the state is a burning hole.
#1. Hogwarts: Electric Boogaloo.
In the Harry Potter universe Hogwarts runs into some financial troubles. All of sudden Turbo from the two Breakin' movies shows up. He helps the teachers and students put on a dance and magic show. In a final twist some magic dust accidentally lands on some pigs. Then the Fat Boys magically appear.