Celebrities And Who They Really See In The Mirror
By Edtrader February 15, 2023
Celebrities often look into the mirror and wish they saw a different person. Whether it be for life or just to live out a fantasy. I've noticed several famous people who might look into a mirror and wish they saw another famous person.
Celebrities often look into the mirror and wish they saw a different person. Whether it be for life or just to live out a fantasy. I've noticed several famous people who might look into a mirror and wish they saw another famous person.
#9. Chaney-Chase.
Chevy Chase was the first person to use the word 'shit' in a family Christmas movie. He was also the first to go all out insane at his family. And he got away with it because, well, he's Chevy Chase. His character tied a dead aunt to his car roof, and no one thinks badly of him.
While Dick Chaney was the first Vice President to use the F word in such a way. At Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont during a heated exchange on the Senate floor.
And of course, he was blasted by other politicians and the media. I imagine he thinks someone like Chevy Chase can get away with using a curse in such grand fashion. So why couldn't he? On a funny note, this F bomb came on the same day the Defense of Decency Act was passed.
Chevy Chase was the first person to use the word 'shit' in a family Christmas movie. He was also the first to go all out insane at his family. And he got away with it because, well, he's Chevy Chase. His character tied a dead aunt to his car roof, and no one thinks badly of him.
While Dick Chaney was the first Vice President to use the F word in such a way. At Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont during a heated exchange on the Senate floor.
And of course, he was blasted by other politicians and the media. I imagine he thinks someone like Chevy Chase can get away with using a curse in such grand fashion. So why couldn't he? On a funny note, this F bomb came on the same day the Defense of Decency Act was passed.
#8. Most Interesting Man In The World-Butthead.
This character, being called the most interesting man in the world, has been in ads in every magazine and on every show. But when he dresses in the mirror every day, the 'real' most interesting man is there. And his name is Butthead. One of the duos that defined the 1990s.
What exactly goes on in the mind of Butthead? That's an interesting mind at work there. His stupidity is actually brilliance wrapped in a rock music video's warped brain. His extensive viewing of dirty magazines and pornos gives him an insight into how to really treat a woman.
This character, being called the most interesting man in the world, has been in ads in every magazine and on every show. But when he dresses in the mirror every day, the 'real' most interesting man is there. And his name is Butthead. One of the duos that defined the 1990s.
What exactly goes on in the mind of Butthead? That's an interesting mind at work there. His stupidity is actually brilliance wrapped in a rock music video's warped brain. His extensive viewing of dirty magazines and pornos gives him an insight into how to really treat a woman.
#7. Freddy-Jason.
Freddy Krueger, I bet he looks in the mirror and says to himself "God, I wish I was Jason". First off, at least Jason gets to see a lot more sex while he's out and about. While Freddy hardly ever catches kids getting it on. And the women have bigger breasts in the Friday movies overall. Secondly, if you figure out how to bring Freddy out of a dream, you can outright kick his ass. Jason is bigger and stronger, so he can withstand a beating better.
Finally, Jason can say he's had a better killing pool. I mean, he's got to kill Crispen Glover. And he got to scare the crap out of Corey Feldman. In Freddy vs. Jason, it was Jason who even got to kill Kelly Rowland. The largest-named and hottest girl in that movie. Since it was the voice of Jason that drove Ms. Vorhees to kill, he can take credit for killing Kevin Bacon. And who wouldn't love to drive a spear through Kevin Bacon!
Freddy Krueger, I bet he looks in the mirror and says to himself "God, I wish I was Jason". First off, at least Jason gets to see a lot more sex while he's out and about. While Freddy hardly ever catches kids getting it on. And the women have bigger breasts in the Friday movies overall. Secondly, if you figure out how to bring Freddy out of a dream, you can outright kick his ass. Jason is bigger and stronger, so he can withstand a beating better.
Finally, Jason can say he's had a better killing pool. I mean, he's got to kill Crispen Glover. And he got to scare the crap out of Corey Feldman. In Freddy vs. Jason, it was Jason who even got to kill Kelly Rowland. The largest-named and hottest girl in that movie. Since it was the voice of Jason that drove Ms. Vorhees to kill, he can take credit for killing Kevin Bacon. And who wouldn't love to drive a spear through Kevin Bacon!
#6. Dane Cook-Ryan Reynolds.
Dane Cook is one of my favorite comedians. Others think he is the least funny guy out there. Either way, I get the feeling that, deep down, he wishes he was Ryan Reynolds. For those who think Dane never says anything funny, that he just moves alot. Well, if one looks at Ryan's funniest lines, they really aren't that funny. He just gives a facial expression, which makes the joke work.
Ryan played the lead in the film Waiting. While Dane plays the cook way in the back. You can imagine during filming that Dane kept looking at Ryan and thinking he could do that role better. Dane will wear a red shirt with a black leather jacket. Ryan wears a black shirt with a red leather jacket. Coincidence?
Dane Cook is one of my favorite comedians. Others think he is the least funny guy out there. Either way, I get the feeling that, deep down, he wishes he was Ryan Reynolds. For those who think Dane never says anything funny, that he just moves alot. Well, if one looks at Ryan's funniest lines, they really aren't that funny. He just gives a facial expression, which makes the joke work.
Ryan played the lead in the film Waiting. While Dane plays the cook way in the back. You can imagine during filming that Dane kept looking at Ryan and thinking he could do that role better. Dane will wear a red shirt with a black leather jacket. Ryan wears a black shirt with a red leather jacket. Coincidence?
#5. Mongo-Seagal
Steve 'Mongo' McMichael described himself as one of the toughest men on the planet. Whether it be as part of the 1985 Super Bowl champions, the Chicago Bears. Or as a member of the IV Horsemen in WCW wrestling. Which if you watched him in wrestling, he was pretty good. He had one of the rougher styles in the ring.
He played high school and college football in Texas, where you have to be really tough to play ball. While a defensive tackle in the NFL, he was elected to the Pro Bowl twice. And had over 800 tackles and 95 sacks. If a coach like Mike Ditka calls you the toughest football player ever, then you really can't argue.
However, it's possible he looks into the mirror and thinks he sees someone as bad ass as Steven Seagal. Someone with martial arts skills such as his would wipe the floor with any football player.
Steve 'Mongo' McMichael described himself as one of the toughest men on the planet. Whether it be as part of the 1985 Super Bowl champions, the Chicago Bears. Or as a member of the IV Horsemen in WCW wrestling. Which if you watched him in wrestling, he was pretty good. He had one of the rougher styles in the ring.
He played high school and college football in Texas, where you have to be really tough to play ball. While a defensive tackle in the NFL, he was elected to the Pro Bowl twice. And had over 800 tackles and 95 sacks. If a coach like Mike Ditka calls you the toughest football player ever, then you really can't argue.
However, it's possible he looks into the mirror and thinks he sees someone as bad ass as Steven Seagal. Someone with martial arts skills such as his would wipe the floor with any football player.
#4. George Lopez-Rodney Dangerfield
George Lope is a successful comedian. One that often relies on funny facial expressions to help sell his jokes. While he is quite good, he has to look in the mirror and know that no one can match the funny expression timing of Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney's jokes were very funny, but the facial expression was just icing on the cake. George on the other hand really needs the expression for the jokes to work at all.
George Lope is a successful comedian. One that often relies on funny facial expressions to help sell his jokes. While he is quite good, he has to look in the mirror and know that no one can match the funny expression timing of Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney's jokes were very funny, but the facial expression was just icing on the cake. George on the other hand really needs the expression for the jokes to work at all.
#3. Whitley-Loggins
Kenny Loggins is a staple of 80s music. When one sees a jet rushing overhead, he's the first singer to come to mind. However, he falls victim to the same thing that Sammy Davis Jr. did to the rest of the rat pack. His singing isn't one that leads ladies into the bedroom. One singer who had the voice and songs that made ladies go crazy was Keith Whitley.
Plus, if you think about it, they were making music and being in the mainstream for the same amount of time. Kenny Loggins' songs will make your foot loose, but Keith Whitley's music would make a woman's pants come loose!
Kenny Loggins is a staple of 80s music. When one sees a jet rushing overhead, he's the first singer to come to mind. However, he falls victim to the same thing that Sammy Davis Jr. did to the rest of the rat pack. His singing isn't one that leads ladies into the bedroom. One singer who had the voice and songs that made ladies go crazy was Keith Whitley.
Plus, if you think about it, they were making music and being in the mainstream for the same amount of time. Kenny Loggins' songs will make your foot loose, but Keith Whitley's music would make a woman's pants come loose!
#2. Undertaker-Father Guido.
Yes, I see you throwing that tomato at me. But there is a reflection of SNL's Father Guido Sarducci in WWF/E superstar The Undertaker. For one, there is a similar fashion sense.
Secondly, if you watch many wrestling DVDs, you've heard from various wrestlers that Mark Calaway (Undertaker's real name) is one of the nicest and funniest men behind the scenes of the WWF/E. Also, he really helps and talks to younger talent. In one incident, Jake The Snake Roberts said that wrestlers were dogging him over getting sober. Jake would take a sip of his Coke and spit it out. As someone would pour the Coke out, and fill it back in with whiskey. The Undertaker caught wind of this and told everyone in the locker room that if anyone did that again, they would answer to him!
Don Novello, the man behind Father Guido, was the same way all the years he wrote for SNL and SCTV. Very giving and patient with younger talent.
Third, Father Guido can be away from TV for long periods of time. But when he appears on SNL or on other movies and shows, he's greeted by fans with open arms. The Undertaker also takes long periods of time away from wrestling. But when he does feud with someone, he's the star of the show again.
It's also weird that facial hair helped these two make it big. Things Don has done sans mustache aren't well known. Mark had many wrestling characters, but The Undertaker's character with facial hair made him go over. Both are images of life after death. Father Guido is an example of doing good and a comedic look at God and religion. The Undertaker is a dark representation of laying the body to rest forever, not to Rest In Peace. So, you get the comedic and horror entertainment aspects.
Yes, I see you throwing that tomato at me. But there is a reflection of SNL's Father Guido Sarducci in WWF/E superstar The Undertaker. For one, there is a similar fashion sense.
Secondly, if you watch many wrestling DVDs, you've heard from various wrestlers that Mark Calaway (Undertaker's real name) is one of the nicest and funniest men behind the scenes of the WWF/E. Also, he really helps and talks to younger talent. In one incident, Jake The Snake Roberts said that wrestlers were dogging him over getting sober. Jake would take a sip of his Coke and spit it out. As someone would pour the Coke out, and fill it back in with whiskey. The Undertaker caught wind of this and told everyone in the locker room that if anyone did that again, they would answer to him!
Don Novello, the man behind Father Guido, was the same way all the years he wrote for SNL and SCTV. Very giving and patient with younger talent.
Third, Father Guido can be away from TV for long periods of time. But when he appears on SNL or on other movies and shows, he's greeted by fans with open arms. The Undertaker also takes long periods of time away from wrestling. But when he does feud with someone, he's the star of the show again.
It's also weird that facial hair helped these two make it big. Things Don has done sans mustache aren't well known. Mark had many wrestling characters, but The Undertaker's character with facial hair made him go over. Both are images of life after death. Father Guido is an example of doing good and a comedic look at God and religion. The Undertaker is a dark representation of laying the body to rest forever, not to Rest In Peace. So, you get the comedic and horror entertainment aspects.
#1. Billy Idol-Sting
Billy Idol is a mainstream artist with enough fans and 80s hits to pay his bills. He still tours from time to time. But deep down inside, you know he wishes that Sting was looking at him in the mirror. Sting has had the lead roles in many movies. While Billy could only play himself in an Adam Sandler movie.
Don't forget that on SNL, Sting got to parody Mr. Idol. Bill has never had that chance.
Roxanne ended up having a White Wedding! Sending out an S.O.S with a Rebel Yell. I can make this kind of connection all day long.
Billy Idol is a mainstream artist with enough fans and 80s hits to pay his bills. He still tours from time to time. But deep down inside, you know he wishes that Sting was looking at him in the mirror. Sting has had the lead roles in many movies. While Billy could only play himself in an Adam Sandler movie.
Don't forget that on SNL, Sting got to parody Mr. Idol. Bill has never had that chance.
Roxanne ended up having a White Wedding! Sending out an S.O.S with a Rebel Yell. I can make this kind of connection all day long.